Tuesday, 2 September 2014

Victorian Cliff House, San Francisco




Confusing Sleeping Drunks

Ran Out Of Cigs? How To Smoke A Twix


Kinetic Sand


Funniest Things Ever Said By Women Giving Birth

'When my brother was born, they had to use forceps to get him out. My mom saw them and screamed "THOSE ARE SALAD TONGS! YOU ARE NOT PUTTING ANY GODDAMN KITCHENWARE IN THERE!"'


'I was high on meds at the time, I was begging for BBQ ribs in between contractions. "C'mon, honey! The nurses will never know!" They were standing right there.'

'My husband told me when I was breathing the laughing gas I screamed "I'm lady Darth Vader!" as I was pushing. Then I asked the doctor if he felt my tonsils when he has his arm up there.'

'My mum said, "What did I have?" and the nurse said, "You haven't had anything yet, dear." She was high on gas, my mum...'

'My mothers labour was extremely short, I was born within an hour. So that means that she went from experiencing minimal pain, to extreme pain with little time to adjust. When my dad was driving her to the hospital, he unfortunately had to stop for gas. He went into pay, and just then an elderly man in a wheelchair stopped him, asking him to buy cigarettes for him as the store was not wheelchair accessible. My mom then proceeded to lean out the window, yelling "DONT HELP THE CRIPPLE."'

Shiver Me Whiskers


Monday, 1 September 2014

Doctor Who’s Cassandra Made with a Furby

Cooker Knob Makes A Great Top Hat For A Cat

Pancakes

Highlight Of This Dog's Day Is Watching The Toilet Flush

So My Cat Toddo Started High School Today


Stuffed Dog Attacks Real Dog

We're On Your Ass Shredding Your Farts

Warning: Contains Farts

News Anchor Un-PC Tip Of The Day

b3ta 

It's A Pity Tattoos Don't Have Spellcheck

Barbara Bach And Richard Kiel, The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)