Monday, 26 December 2011

Icy Steps

Funny Stuff From Steve

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had
the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re pulling my leg.”

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor – she only had $1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.

Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?

A wife says to her husband you’re always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You’re in a wheel chair.

Soviet Russia Cat

Nasty Kid

Rudolf The Red Cheeked Birdie

Dog Loves Guitar

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Parkour Santa

Coal For Christmas

Thanks Nigel Ward

I'm Free!

Careful Now Kiddies

Santa's Little Whelper

Grater Earring Holder


Pepper Spray Cop Has Went Too Far

Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa

Thanks John Kearney

Sunday, 18 December 2011