An old man, who is a virgin, places a want-ad for a woman his age that is also a virgin. After months of waiting, he receives a reply. Making the arrangements, they meet, wed and go to the hotel to consumate their marriage.
She says: "I'll just freshen up a bit." and disappears into the bathroom.
Returning to the bedroom, she finds her new husband completely naked, except for his shoes and all the furniture pushed into one corner.
"My God. What have you done?"
"Well, I've never had sex with a woman, but if it's like with a kangeroo, we'll need all the room we can get."
Now let's see him do that with a wild adult kangaroo that's taller than him.
ReplyDeleteYep, one who doesn't live in a pouch
ReplyDeleteAn old man, who is a virgin, places a want-ad for a woman his age that is also a virgin. After months of waiting, he receives a reply. Making the arrangements, they meet, wed and go to the hotel to consumate their marriage.
ReplyDeleteShe says: "I'll just freshen up a bit." and disappears into the bathroom.
Returning to the bedroom, she finds her new husband completely naked, except for his shoes and all the furniture pushed into one corner.
"My God. What have you done?"
"Well, I've never had sex with a woman, but if it's like with a kangeroo, we'll need all the room we can get."
HAH!
DeleteThat little guy sure is a pouch potato.
ReplyDeletePah!
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